One Way To Die

Set logic aside

And play the game where losing is actually winning and your character may be the dumbest person to ever live!

After waking from a terrifying dream of your own untimely death, you attempt to make your way to the Finnigan Brothers' Fun Park for its last day then back home again in this all new text-adventure from CoaguCo Industries. You must survive 10 pages of ridiculous deaths and traps spanning over 157 ways to die with no discernible way to navigate to safety. It's like playing Russian roulette with five chambers loaded, but more frustrating.

Warning, this game is mostly reading. Lots and lots of reading.

The game features

• All-new Choose Mode so you can decide your fate instead of the computer
• Soundtrack by Azucar
• Two holidays modes: Halloween and X-Mas; active on their respective holidays
• The Saboteur: fuck over people in the community or the computer and vice-versa
• 20+ achievements
• Of course, all your stats are backed up on the Steam (if playing the Steam version) and CoaguCo's servers

Recent News, Very Recent

One Way To Die - Version 5.1 Update

Hey death-seekers! Today we are pushing the version 5.1 update which fixes some achievement issues for folks and adjusts them for the new sabotage mode. There is even a little bonus for deluxe edition owners in the form of three new wallpapers.

Here is the change log for those curious:

• Added: missing stats to Stats section
  
• Added: three new wallpapers to the deluxe edition
  
• Changed: location of death category in Stats section
  
• Changed: requirements for most Saboteur achievements
  
• Fixed: some death stats being in the wrong spots on Stats section
  
• Fixed: purging Steam data message was incorrect
  
• Fixed: achievement ‘The Returned’ not firing when main menu starts
  
• Fixed: how the game factors mode plays
  
• Fixed: some Steam statistics not updating correctly

More to come, most likely!

#coaguco#owtd#steam#games#windows#linux#updateMon, 04 Nov 2019 21:31:41

One Way To Die - GLES Update And More

Hey, death-seekers! We are making a super small update to the game today that will swap it from GLES 3.0 to GLES 2.0. This shouldn’t affect anyone except for people with Intel GPU’s or older graphics cards that aren’t capable of OpenGL 3+.

We are also taking notes on what to change in the next patch; mostly achievements. Since the sabotage system has been revamped in version 5.0, a lot of the sabotage-related achievements are nigh-impossible to obtain. We will be making some modifications to the requirements for each as well as throwing in some fail-safes if multiplayer games cannot be found or if you play the game with multiplayer turned off.

The next patch should be out sometime in November!

#coaguco#owtd#games#steam#gles#opengl#linux#windows#itch.ioMon, 21 Oct 2019 14:11:19

One Way To Die - Version 5.0 Update - Redux

Hey there, death-seekers!  The day has finally come and we are releasing the brand-new version of One Way To Die; version 5.0!  There are a lot of changes that were made to the game, some requested and most not.  Also, today marks the first day of the Halloween Event!  So get out there and start hunting up those holiday-themed deaths.

All-New Stuff
We made a bunch of graphical changes; everything from the splash screens to new HUD to, well, the overall art style.  You now get to see what old Jenkins actually looks like, in case you were curious and we know you weren’t.

We also changed how sabotaging other players works.  There is now a new menu option called Sabotage.  Selecting it will open a server menu which will allow you to select any available games to jump into and sets traps for.  You should also be able to invite your friends and enemies through Steam itself. Our previous post has more information about the new sabotage mode.

A new Story mode has been added that gives a lot more choices to how your misadventure proceeds, making it a bit safer to navigate your house and the city.  Much like Choose Mode, the options have static results for the most part. Deaths that are locked for holiday events or very specific luck values still show up pseudo-randomly.

Miss Katy, We Depreciates Ya!
With the new engine updates (to Godot 3.1.1) we are cutting out two problematic operating systems; mostly due to compiling and lack of access.  These, naturally, are Linux 32-bit systems and MacOS.  The legacy version of the game will still exist, however, there just won’t be any current or future updates to them.  We are sure all five of you will understand.

More? More!
We have some plans to add a little more polish and a few small extras, mostly to the Deluxe DLC, over the next few months.  So stay tuned!

Oh.  Finally, for those of you who love changelogs for some weird reason, here you go:

• Added: new graphical assets
• Added: full statistics breakdown to non-deluxe version
• Added: new Story Mode
• Added: new leaderboards
• Added: new Saboteur mode
• Added: lobby lists for multiplayer
• Changed: upgraded engine to Godot 3.1.1
• Changed: many graphical assets
• Changed: new splash sequence
• Changed: new Godot splash image
• Changed: CoaguCo API interaction
• Changed: lots of code refinements under the hood
• Changed: new layouts in all sections
• Fixed: sound value not changing sound volume on load
• Fixed: a variety of spelling and grammar errors

#coaguco#owtd#games#steam#itch.io#updates#halloween#reduxSun, 20 Oct 2019 12:46:12

Statistics Of The Dead

Most Games

Most Aspirin

Most Deaths

Most Gas

Most Wins

Most Sandwiches

Death Totals By User Group

Biological

Crushed

Explosion

Punctured

Burned / Froze

Drowned

Gunshot

Poisoned

Choked

Electrocution

Miscellaneous

Folks On The Leaderboards

Biggest Losers

1. noname at 1,198,041 deaths
2. Linnun at 459,230 deaths
3. IDLE Phantom Chicken of CS_Italy at 430,218 deaths
4. Stexred at 353,693 deaths
5. Rabenkrhe at 275,368 deaths

Earliest Winners

1. Katrillion on Sep. 13, 2012
2. ShadiamondsAreolaVulvaExtravaganza on Mar. 02, 2013
3. rinachandayo on May. 29, 2013
4. kasia.muszynska on Aug. 11, 2013
5. avrame on Nov. 13, 2014

Biggest Winners

1. IDLE Phantom Chicken of CS_Italy at 12,079 wins
2. Linnun at 7,802 wins
3. Novay at 7,059 wins
4. Rabenkrhe at 5,597 wins
5. Mr72 at 3,775 wins

Fastest Completist

1. Mr72 on Sep. 06, 2015
2. AzzTheBodymazz on Sep. 08, 2015
3. Estel on Dec. 25, 2015
4. shadowshiv on Jan. 08, 2016
5. phel on Jan. 10, 2016

Change Log

This is the official change log for One Way To Die.

Version 5.1 - Lacerated [ 11/04/19]

• Added: missing stats to Stats section
• Added: three new wallpapers to the deluxe edition
• Changed: location of death category in Stats section
• Changed: requirements for most Saboteur achievements
• Fixed: some death stats being in the wrong spots on Stats section
• Fixed: purging Steam data message was incorrect
• Fixed: achievement 'The Returned' not firing when main menu starts
• Fixed: how the game factors mode plays
• Fixed: some Steam statistics not updating correctly

Version 5.0 - Lacerated [ 10/20/19 ]

• Added: new graphical assets
• Added: full statistics breakdown to non-deluxe version
• Added: new Story Mode
• Added: new leaderboards
• Added: new Saboteur mode
• Added: lobby lists for multiplayer
• Changed: upgraded engine to Godot 3.1.1
• Changed: many graphical assets
• Changed: new splash sequence
• Changed: new Godot splash image
• Changed: CoaguCo API interaction
• Changed: lots of code refinements under the hood
• Changed: new layouts in all sections
• Fixed: sound value not changing sound volume on load
• Fixed: a variety of spelling and grammar errors

Version 4.1.1 - Killed [ 02/04/19 ]

• Fixed: name for logging file
• Fixed: issues with some achievements

Version 4.1 - Killed [ 12/26/18 ]

• Added: logging system like other CoaguCo games
• Added: hooks for upcoming features and content
• Changed: functions dealing with achievements and statistics, mainly how the game interacts with Steam
• Changed: volume ranges for music and sound
• Changed: functions dealing with CoaguCo API
• Changed: minor pieces of code in almost every scene

Version 4.0.10 - Killed [ 09/06/18 ]

• Changed: some small code changes
• Removed: holiday gift interface

Version 4.0.9 - Killed [ 09/24/17 ]

• Added: support for SSL
• Fixed: incorrect executable icon for Windows
• Fixed: problem with API when wiping stats

Version 4.0.8 - Killed [ 08/30/17 ]

• Changed: upgraded to Godot Engine v2.1.4
• Changed: screen to maximize on launch, unless set to fullscreen in config
• Fixed: issue with connecting to CoaguCo API over SSL

Version 4.0.7 - Killed [ 05/27/17 ]

• Added: check and correction for usernames having weird characters
• Change: API system to match new username correction functions
• Changed: upgraded to Godot Engine 2.1.3

Version 4.0.6 - Killed [ 03/29/17 ]

• Added: enter to submit choice in Choose Mode
• Added: 1-3 selects options on pages

Version 4.0.5 - Killed [ 02/04/17 ]

• Added: back button to mode select
• Added: recommended play style
• Changed: upgraded to Godot Engine 2.1.2
• Fixed: game crashing if pressing ESC on mode select

Version 4.0.4 - Killed [ 12/13/16 ]

• Added: functions for 12 Days of CoaguCo Christmas

Version 4.0.3 - Killed [ 11/22/16 ]

• Changed: updated to Godot Engine v2.1.1
• Changed: updated to Steamworks v1.38a

Version 4.0.2 - Killed [ 10/01/16 ]

• Fixed: holiday mode enabling on the wrong days
• Fixed: missing menu images for holiday modes
• Fixed: wrong version numbers on builds

Version 4.0.1 - Killed [ 09/23/16 ]

• Added: separate 32 and 64-bit Linux depots (actually added in 4.0.0)
• Fixed: indentation issue on death recording, prevents certain stats saving right
• Fixed: achievements having wrong IDs thus firing or displaying wrong
• Fixed: ESC key function incorrectly named

Version 4.0.0 - Killed [ 09/22/16 ]

• Added: new achievement - The Returned
• Added: slightly different opening text after first death
• Changed: CoaguCo API to fit new functions
• Changed: game over to Godot Engine
• Changed: sabotage mode to use local computer method
• Changed: all graphics to new hand-drawn versions
• Changed: slim-lined sabotage functions
• Changed: corrected some option text
• Removed: credits section
• Removed: CoaguCo account login functions
• Removed: desktop, web, and Android global stats from stats section

Version 3.6.2 - Jabbed [ 06/20/16 ]

• Fix: 'Succumb To Infection' firing when you have aspirin
• Fix: small spelling / grammar errors

Version 3.6.1 - Jabbed [ 04/30/16 ]

• Fix: game crashing when 0 or 00 are entered
• Fix: game "erasing" 0 at end of entered number; eg. 20, 30
• Fix: game not understanding 02 is also 2

Version 3.6.0 - Jabbed [ 04/22/16 ]

• Changed: Choose Mode is now the default
• Changed: engine to use Pygame_SDL2
• Fixed: Choose Mode ignoring numbers starting with 0
• Fixed: more spelling and grammar issues, duh
• Fixed: minor alpha glitch on splash screen
• Fixed: issue where adding a leading zero in choice would bypass game's checking of results
• Fixed: missing one graphical asset from Windows 32-bit version of Deluxe
• Issue: spamming buttons will crash the game due to sound channel overrun (slow your roll)

Version 3.5.1 - Immolated [ 01/08/16 ]

• Added: in-game toggle for Choose Mode
• Added: indicator for Choose Mode being active (was still obvious)
• Added: legacy support for older versions (update the game, you savages!)
• Changed: heartbeat system to use new authorization code process
• Changed: reporting system to work with legacy code and new system
• Changed: small things to tighten up the code base
• Fixed: issue with CoaguCo API and recording of save information
• Fixed: issue with X-Mas mode running longer than it should have
• Fixed: weird issue where sounds played even if sound was off
• Fixed: issue with 'helpers' not saving correctly

Version 3.5.0 - Immolated [ 01/01/16 ]

• Added: Choose Mode, allows the player to pick their fate instead of the system
• Added: new menu graphic of "Now With Choose Mode"
• Added: screen for Choose Mode decision (good luck)
• Changed: community mode toggle to Choose Mode toggle
• Changed: small issue with upstream statistic reporting
• Fixed: small spelling and grammar issues, again
• Fixed: save file not saving sound/music preferences

Version 3.4.1 - Hung [ 12/22/15 ]

• Fixed: game crashing when achievement fires, but still recorded fine
• Fixed: issue with normal version of game not recording trap disarming correctly
• Fixed: order of X-Mas deaths in list, present and candy cane were recording as the other
• Fixed: downstreaming of stats from CoaguCo to Steam causing crash
• Fixed: fixed leaderboard ordering on Fastest Completionist

Version 3.4.0 - Hung [ 12/22/15 ]

• Added: New and updated Sabotage Community Mode
• Added: X-Mas Mode and 10 new related deaths
• Added: X-Mas Mode achievement (weep)
• Added: X-Mas death stats and specifics to the Deluxe version's statistics section
• Added: sabotage options to deaths prevented by immunities
• Changed: death by lists redone and categorized
• Changed: statistic saving and reporting to save processing and bandwidth
• Fixed: immunities not affecting new deaths after Sabotage Update was released
• Fixed: achievement glitch that crashes the game
• Fixed: Halloween mode activating during X-Mas mode
• Fixed: various spelling and grammar issues (again)
• Fixed: Steam stats moving upstream to CoaguCo when logged in
• Fixed: additional Steam-related deaths not counting correctly
• Fixed: player not getting Gasoline immunity if using a different immunity to survive a death at gas station

Version 3.3.3 - Gutted [ 10/29/15 ]

• Added: Special Halloween Mode menu screen
• Added: Special jack-o-lantern exit button in-game
• Added: 10 new Halloweens deaths
• Added: New achievement, The Hallowest
• Fixed: More spelling and grammar fixes
• Fixed: Small engine changes for page loading

Version 3.3.2 - Gutted [ 10/06/15 ]

• Added: sabotage toggle off when you are the saboteur, click the blood smear
• Added: text to disarming traps as 'Disarm Trap'
• Added: version name and number to windows caption
• Changed: text on setting traps to 'Set Trap'
• Fixed: some spelling and grammar errors

Version 3.3.1 - Gutted [ 09/21/15 ]

• Added: hooks for upcoming community changes to Sabotage
• Changed: small tweak to how the computer picks trap setting

Version 3.3.0 - Gutted [ 09/21/15 ]

• Added: offline Sabotage, now between you and the computer
• Added: toggle for online/offline Sabotage mode
• Changed: some graphic assets
• Fixed: some spelling and grammar errors
• Removed: temporarily the online Sabotage mode for upgrades

Version 3.2.2 - Flayed [ 09/15/15 ]

• Added: 6 new normal deaths (Deluxe DLC only)
• Added: 6 new Steam-only deaths (Deluxe DLC only)
• Added: extended statistics (Deluxe DLC only)
• Added: new graphics and layouts for statistics (Deluxe DLC only)
• Fixed: page loop when disarming trap in Kitchen (all versions)

Version 3.2.1 - Flayed [ 09/13/15 ]

• Changed: saboteur path slighty so going from trap to trap flows properly
• Fixed: weird issue with 32-bit crashing out when calling Steamworks
• Fixed: issue with saboteurs not being able to set traps properly
• Fixed: threads not closing on some routine functions

Version 3.2.0 - Flayed [ 09/11/15 ]

• Changed: time limit down to two minutes for saboteur if no traps are set
• Changed: merged saboteur and non-saboteur page checks into one process
• Changed: Anti Trapper and The Slaughter achievements have been lowered from 1,000 to 666
• Fixed: issue where game keeps thinking you are the saboteur
• Fixed: game confusing saboteur and non-saboteur in some sections
• Fixed: not being able to access bathroom as saboteur
• Fixed: saboteur's trap setting checks
• Fixed: some grammatic and spelling errors

Version 3.1.2 - Electrocuted [ 09/09/15 ]

• Hotfix for 3.1.1
• Fixed: issue with achievement progress on Sabotage achievements
• Fixed: immunity placement issue
• Fixed: unicode problem with player names when they are the saboteur

Version 3.1.1 - Electrocuted [ 09/09/15 ]

• Added: Poster file for DLC
• Added: last two achievements for the game, both for non-saboteurs
• Changed: statistics layout for new achievements
• Changed: Sabotage update functions to accommodate new stats
• Changed: player file to mirror new changes to Sabotage Update
• Fixed: saboteur's name not displaying for non-DLC users
• Fixed: new graphically placement for immunities

Version 3.1.0 - Electrocuted [ 09/08/15 ]

• Changed: all Sabotage Update achievements available for all players
• Fixed: issues with saboteur just hanging out, set timer
• Fixed: small grammatic and spelling issues
• Fixed: crashing issue with Windows 32-bit
• Fixed: music error with Deluxe Edition

Version 3.0.1 - Drowned [ 09/07/15 ]

• Added: condition to check saboteur stats before quitting game
• Fixed: missing images for Saboteur in Deluxe and normal versions
• Fixed: missing saboteur name in normal version
• Fixed: positioning of saboteur label in normal and Deluxe in Linux

Version 3.0.0 - Drowned [ 09/07/15 ]

• Added: one new achievement for non-DLC owners
• Added: ten new deaths for Sabotage update
• Added: four new achievements for DLC owners
• Added: Sabotage features for all players - adds random ruthlessness
• Added: Sabotage choices for DLC owners
• Added: new graphics for update
• Added: redistributable for Windows 32-bit and 64-bit users
• Changed: statistic section layouts
• Changed: achievement section layouts
• Fixed: die.sh launcher for Linux users
• Fixed: various small spelling and grammic mistakes
• Fixed: annoying "helper" messages blocking text, now clickable!

Version 2.1.0 - Choked [ 09/03/15 ]

• Added: libsteam_api.so into Linux branch to fix some crashes
• Fixed: launch issue with Windows 32-bit (we think)
• Fixed: achievements firing while in game and not at the main menu
• Fixed: path issue with save files for Windows
• Fixed: missing headcrab death text
• Fixed: Steam usernames not moving over to CoaguCo's server for leaderboards
• Fixed: weird issue with the leaderboards where two columns were swapped
• Fixed: unique death counter (everyone got free achievements!)
• Fixed: small grammar issues

Version 2.0.0 - Choked [ 07/25/15 ]

• Added Steam-specific deaths and achievement
• Changed CoaguCo e-mail to Steam name on menu screen

The Big List Of Deaths

Here are all the current ways you can die in the game; 157 in total. Good luck.
Asterisk (*) denotes deaths only in Deluxe Edition. Halloween and X-Mas deaths are only available during their respective seasons.